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Colin Kaepernick’s accuser calls herself “Jesus” in 911 tapes

According to the Police reports obtained at the Hotel Scene which landed Colin Kaepernick in the funny papers earlier last month, the accuser was not all there.

According to the 911 calls, the first caller who claims they were hotel security said,

“She said her name was Jesus, and she don’t have no clothes on,” he told the 911 operator.

The 911 operator asked who the woman is visiting, the guard said: “She’s visiting this gentleman here.”

The second call was made by another male. He requested that police come to the room because he said the woman was lying in bed “and she’s not leaving” until a friend of his showed up.

“There’s a young lady in my friend’s bed,” the caller says. “She says she’s not leaving until she sees him … No, no, he’s not her boyfriend. He’s someone she wants to sleep with.”

This is looking better and better for Colin Kaepernick, because this girl seems like she is crazy.  

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